you guys I started to read some self-insert stuff, and .. you know how some fics flow like water, or are smooth like pudding? Well these fics are as choppy as smashed coconut. Like…. it’s like….. immature art that’s not well developed and you know that with practice there’s a good artist maybe in the future but arghghhghghg this is not okay.
You guys there are way too many self insert asscreed fics on fanfiction.net.
Like even in the crossover section
Sabi van Hemert is a Dutch artist who creates sculptures that are a fusion between child and animal. Her sculptures have a quality of alternately denying and confirming what you think you see in them and what feeling they give you. Because it is not immediately clear what you are seeing, the relation between viewer and sculpture is more complex.
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wow i just realized my blog evolved from an assassin’s creed caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly made up entirely of i don’t even know what
Recipes for smoothies that actually aid in weight loss
There are 23 total in the link below, so if the ones I’ve posted here don’t interest you, check out the others to find something you might like~
PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA
- Half of one banana
- 1/2 cup smooth or crunchy low-fat peanut butter
- 1/2 cup of non-fat milk
- 6 ice cubes
- 1 tablespoon of chocolate whey protein powder
- Place all of the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.
WATERMELON
- 6 cups of seedless watermelon, chopped
- 1 cup of lemon sherbet, non-fat milk, or low-fat vanilla yogurt
- 12 ice cubes
- Put half the watermelon in the blender and blend until smooth, then add half of the ice and sherbet; blend until smooth. Repeat the process with the rest of the ingredients.
KIWI AND HONEYDEW
- 2 cups of honeydew, cubed
- 1 Granny Smith apple, chopped
- 1 kiwi fruit, peeled and chopped
- 2 tablespoons of sugar
- 1 tablespoon of lemon juice
- 1 cup of ice cubes
- Place the honeydew, kiwi, apple, sugar, and lemon juice into the blender and blend until it’s smooth, then add the ice cubes and blend until the mixture is slushy.
MANGO SURPRISE
- 1/4 cup of cubed mangoes
- 1/4 cup of ripe avocado, mashed
- 1/2 cup of mango juice
- 1/4 cup of fat-free vanilla yogurt
- 1 tablespoon of juice
- 1 tablespoon of sugar
- 6 ice cubes
- Add all the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.
APPLE
- 1/2 cup of skim milk or soy milk
- 6 ounces of vanilla yogurt
- 1 teaspoon of apple pie spice
- 1 medium-sized, chopped apple
- 2 tablespoons of cashew butter
- 6 ice cubes
- Place all the ingredients in the blender and then blend until smooth; best eaten with a spoon!
These all look so yummy! I think I’ll try the apple one first… or maybe the kiwi? but the mango peach looks so delicious!! oh no, can’t decide!
reblogging for peanutbutter and banana omg
PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA AHHHHHH
…/casually saves for after-dietingI need a blender, STAT
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Thirsty.Easy Fruit & Herb Flavored Water
Ingredients
- fruit — 2 cups berries, citrus, melons, pineapple…most fruits will work (see recommended amounts in directions)
- herbs — a sprig of mint, basil, sage, rosemary, tarragon, thyme, or lavender
- water (tap or filtered)
- ice
DirectionsSupplies needed: 2 quart pitcher or jar with lid; muddler or wooden spoon
General formula for whatever fruit/herb combo you desire.
1. If using herbs, add a sprig of fresh herbs to jar/pitcher; press and twist with muddler or handle of wooden spoon to bruise leaves and release flavor; don’t pulverize the herbs into bits.
2. Add approx. 2 cups of fruit to jar/pitcher; press and twist with muddler or handle of wooden spoon, just enough to release some of the juices
3. Fill jar/pitcher with ice cubes.
4. Add water to top of jar/pitcher.
5. Cover and refrigerate for up to 3 days.
Suggested flavor combinations:
ALL CITRUS (no herbs) — Slice 1 orange, 1 lime, 1 lemon into rounds, then cut the rounds in half. Add to jar and proceed with muddling, add ice & water.
RASPBERRY LIME (no herbs) — Quarter 2 limes; with your hands, squeeze the juice into the jar, then throw in the squeezed lime quarters. Add 2 cups raspberries. Muddle, add ice & water.
PINEAPPLE MINT — Add a sprig of mint to the jar (you can throw in the whole sprig; or, remove the leaves from the sprig, if you prefer to have the mint swimming around and distributing in the jar). Muddle the mint. Add 2 cups pineapple pieces, muddle, add ice & water.
BLACKBERRY SAGE — Add sage sprig to jar and muddle. Add 2 cups blackberries; muddle, add ice & water.
WATERMELON ROSEMARY — Add rosemary sprig to jar & muddle. Add 2 cups watermelon cubes; muddle, add ice and water.Summer tiiiiiiime, and the living’s easy!!
I need to save this. I spend far too much on flavory water.
My mom was just showing me this photo this morning
sir-brandoneminia-of-scarborough:
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
chickens periods are my favorite
It’s fucking delicious who cares?
I just ate like 3 eggs and they were AMAZING.
tastesgoodman.jpeg
But that egg shown was fertilized… The eggs sold in grocery stores are asexually produced.
Fail attempt at pretentiously trying to scare people away.
HAHAHAH PEOPLE THINK FERTILIZED EGGS ARE SOLD IN STORES AH
Nope, still love eggs…
Breakfast isn’t the same without fried eggs.
But I fucking love chicken so even if the eggs in grocery stores were in this condition I’d be so goddamn happy.
(I learned that the eggs in grocery stores are unfertilized in first grade go back to school lol dumdum)
OH HAHA SO GLAD I DONT EAT CHICKEN PERIODS ANYMORE
STUPID FUCK
If this is some shitty trick to make me switch over to being a vegan then I think you’re out of fucking luck. :3c
Bitch please. I’m Filipino.
Balut is delicious. Weird, but delicious.
I love eggs
can you imagine cracking open an egg and a dead baby chick comes out and fries on the pan
(Source: joebspecial)
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